yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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