I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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