im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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