He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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