Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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