we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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