she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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