Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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