Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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