i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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