my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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