someone get that fucking seahorse.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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