I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We’re leaving where are you
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