BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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