i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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