I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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