I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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