plz talk dirty to me
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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