More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Enjoy the penises
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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