My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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