big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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