ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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