Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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