Just mADE A PArabola og urine
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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