But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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