Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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