i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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