I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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