I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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