No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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