I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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