I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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