That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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