i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Why are your pants in the freezer?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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