Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I looked at my own cervix.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
