Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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