I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
This baby is an asshole
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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