Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My vagina is very pro this idea
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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