just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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