If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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