She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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