I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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