Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
God, I missed his penis.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
