belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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