I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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