If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she told me i tasted like america
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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