Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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