I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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