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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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