once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
