When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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