I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
