i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Randomize
