i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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